The Cards Against Humanity team is back at it again with even more exciting new content! For those of you who don’t know, they’re the company that created the sickeningly successful party game that has made its way into millions of homes across the nation.
With their first expansion hitting stores shelves on November 25th and a brand new 10 Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa expansion launching on their website this Monday, November 21st, the future is looking bright for Cards Against Humanity.
I had a chance to ask them a few questions about these exciting new projects and other topics in order to get the whole story!
Cards Against Humanity has a New Way to Save the World with Trump Expansion Pack
Are you sick and tired of watching Donald Trump’s toxic presence destroy everything he touches? Well the Cards Against Humanity team has a solution! They have recently announced that they have been working on a brand new expansion pack for their best selling game. This all new Trump themed expansion promises to add at least 5 more years of having a giant douchebag in the white house.
“It’s a big seller for us everywhere Trump gets involved.” said one anonymous Cards Against Humanity employee, “He can’t help himself but to make everything he touches his own. Even sickeningly rich card games need someone like him.”
How Many Expansions are There for Cards Against Humanity?
The Cards Against Humanity team has been responsible for a number of expansions for their wildly popular game including the first retail expansion with 120 new cards called “The Bigger Blacker Box” and an even larger 250 card expansion called “Crabs Adjust Humidity”, which is currently only available at Target.
Cards Against Humanity Announces 10 Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa for Black Friday
In an effort to show appreciation for their loyal fans, Cards Against Humanity has announced a brand new holiday themed expansion pack featuring the story of Kwanzaa. The new joint is entitled “10 Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa” and will feature quotes from during his presidency by President Barack Obama about how much he loves the holiday.
Cards Against Humanity 10th Anniversary Box Set – A Retrospective for the Best Game in the History of Games
Tired of all the new expansions being announced? The team at Cards Against Humanity has you covered! Earlier this year they have also released a special anniversary edition box set that features every card ever printed for the game. Each card is lovingly placed into it’s own pocket, making sure none of them are lost or damaged in any way.
“It’s a great collector’s item, especially for people who want to own every card ever printed.” said one anonymous Cards Against Humanity team member. “It was really expensive to make but it helped that we are independently wealthy.”
Cards Against Humanity Triples Down with Expansions at Target
One of the most exciting announcements this year is the news that Cards Against Humanity is now available for retail purchase at your local Wal-Mart, Target and Best Buy. This means more people than ever before will be able to get their hands on some sickeningly enjoyable content.
“We are very glad to announce that our game will be available at more stores.” said one anonymous Cards Against Humanity team member, “Now everyone can participate in the fun of ruining Christmas for your loved ones by giving them a card pack that is sure to bring nothing but pain and suffering.”
Cards Against Humanity Canceled their Kickstarter Campaign for a Secret Project
In another surprising move, Cards Against Humanity has had to cancel their own Kickstarter campaign after the Chicago Cubs won the World Series!
According to one anonymous team member, “The announcement of our project was never meant to be taken so literally. I am allergic to peanuts and have to take an Epipen with me at all times, so I can’t go anywhere near Wrigley Field. That’s why the secret project will have to remain a mystery for now.”
Conclusion
The best selling game in the history of games is back with an all new expansion that promises to make you laugh till you cry, vomit or both!
